Main character: A guy who had been sleeping in the beginning and suddenly woke up from the sofa.
Sub: A guy just looks like Jesus Christ
Setting: Everything takes place in a house which seems to have had a party last night, and the protagonist needs it to be cleaned up before 12:30 since his parents are coming.
7 unexpected ways to use bananas:
Polish anything make of leather; shrine leaves of house plants; polish furniture; soften mosquito bites; erase ink stains; clean make ups; repair scratched CDs; gather fruit flies.
The guy who supported the protagonist should be someone whose major is botany. :P