How to Use a Banana in Seven Unexpected Ways

Who are the two guys?
The tall guy with the beard might be majoring in bananology or something at university
or graduate school.  The guy with the closely cropped head seemed like he was a bit of a
drinker.

What happened last night?
They had a big party.

What will happen at 12:30p.m.?
One of the guys' parents will visit.

What are the seven uses for bananas?
1. Rub the inside of a banana peel on any leather goods and use a cloth to get
    rid of the residue and polish it so it's glossy.

2. Remove dust and dirt on house plant leaves with the peel.

3. Polish wooden furniture by smearing pieces of a overripe banana and wipe it
    with a cloth.

4. Rub the inside of a banana peel to remove a sting from a mosquito bite.

5. Rub the inside of a banana skin on anywhere you have an ink stain and erase it.

6. Smear pieces of a banana on scratched CDs to remove the scratch.

7. Put some banana peels in a resealable plastic bag and fold the top half.
    Wait a couple of hours till the fruit flies gather in the bag and seal it
    and dispose it.