Banana master was born on November 26th 1943, whose parents loved and raised him so dearly that they always fed him only bananas to let his beard stay long. He, in some way, was inspired by old blues and jazz music, so then he started to play his own stuff. Oddly enough, to perform old songs made him grow his beard even longer and more solid. His band "7 bananas" hit in the chart with their second single called "how to use bananas in unexpected ways". The song included lyrics about how useful a banana can be and how much knowledge it can give you. 7 bananas embarked on such a big tour all around America that they did a lot of concerts until they got really tired and each started to think of splitting up the group.
One day, he woke up in the morning, and found himself lying in the sofa and covered with a thick kakebuton. Where am I? Am I in the year of 1970 when I experienced the breakup of my band? Then he suddenly understood that a man in this room is somehow troubled with something. That's it! What he's looking for must be bananas! I know bananas can clear all things here. Yes, my job was to make use of a bunch of these yellow fruits, not to play songs about them...
Well, I believe the banana master was not a friend of the guy's.
