When did the career choice of pirates disappear?
What if I wanna hang out with my friends wearing extravagant outfits and travel the world? What if I wanna grow a beard and say goofy jokes?
If all you patriots say it's because they don’t pay taxes, they live in the ship so they’re on international waters. If i am being honest, I think I would be a sexy pirate. Who wouldn’t want to be robbed by me?
Plus blue is my color so I’ll look great at sea.
You know what else, I don’t think I'm the only one who thought the Captain Hook plank scene was hot. The thought of being tied up and be forced to step till your death while being watched by the captain has astronomical sexual tension.
Anyways, make sure not to live near the docs in the future unless you want the lash of Shizuku the Pirate king.
